We Hate Tourism Tours

Ever leave a leave a city and wonder what you didn´t see?  "Never Again," says Bruno from We Hate Tourism Tours.  Bruno and his friends take travellers on trips they will never forget.  Local drivers, lots of personality and lots of fun.
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X-Day Trip
A Breathtaking journey starting in Lisbon visiting Sintra, Guincho Beach, Cabo Da Roca, Cascais , Belem and other places we'll keep a surprise.  Let our drivers lead you on a truly unique journey  to national parks,  surreal palaces, windswept beaches,  Imperial splendour, the best ice cream pal our in Portugal, Portuguese culture and much more.
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King of the Hills
Lisbon is made of of seven hills.  In this Lisbon city trip, Bruno
takes you on an urban adventure through , over and around all of them, giving his unique perspective on this city that is his home.
This trip is made in a classic classic convirtable UMM (Portuguese Jeep).
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Break on through to the other side...
We all want more and when your done exploring Lisbon and Sintra and Cascais break on through to the otherside with We Hate Tourism Tours...
Just outside of Lisbon, This trip takes you on a beautiful journey through the Arrabida National Park.
Trip Highlights:  Moscatel Tasting, Figueirinha Beach, Truckers Lunch Break, Torta de Azeitão Factory, Arrabida National Park, Sesimbra.   Stop to take in breathtaking views from the Pousada Castelo de São Filipe of Troia and the Bay where a cheese and Moscatel tasting will be prepared.  On your way down you will stop at the secluded beach of Figueirinha where you can get out and stretch your legs walking barefoot along the coastline.
Sesimbra:  Famous Portuguese fishing village.
Where better to take a lunch break than where all the truckers take theirs, at a small roadside cafe.  
After lunch you will traverse the mountain of Arrabida National Park on your way to Sesimbra where you will explore this quaint fishing village.
Tortas de Azeitão!
On your way back to Lisbon We Hate Tourism Tours wants to make sure you leave with your bellies full as you will make one last stop at the famous tortas de azeitão factory before crossing the iconic 25th of April Bridge where we can all thank the "Cristo Rei" for a wonderful trip to Arrabida National Park.
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We Own the Night
Lisbon Night Life is Not to be Missed!
This Trip is perfect for people who want to drink up the city of Lisbon.
We Hate Tourism Tours Staff have been drinking in this city for a long time, let  them use their large accumulation of hangovers to show you the weirdest, wildest and coolest bars in the city.    They also take you on a scenic night tour of Lisbon between stops. 
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See LIsbon or Die!  Free Walking Tour


      Take a tour with Uwe and he will help you fall in love with the city like he did.
This completely free tour will help you get to know lisbon like a local.  Ask in reception how to book